A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
The Dark Ages were caused by the Y1K problem.
If your voting could really change things, Congress would make it illegal.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Here I am!!! What are your other two wishes?
Half The People In The World Are Below Average
Time is fun when you're having flies.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Toilet stolen from Police Station. Cops have nothing to go on.
If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat though.
Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.
Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
Remember: First you pillage then you burn.
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software.
Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet
Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.