Heh...
There was an old lady who would come out every morning on the steps of her
front porch, raise her arms to the sky, and shout, "Praise the Lord!" One
day an atheist moved into the house next door.
Over time, he became irritated at the little old lady. So every morning he
would step out onto his front porch and yell after her, "There is no
Lord!"
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. Then one
morning in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her
front porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord! Lord, I have no food and I am
starving. Please provide for me, oh Lord!"
The next morning, she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags
of groceries sitting there. "Praise the Lord!" she cried out. "He has
provided groceries for me!" The atheist jumped out of the hedges and
shouted, "There is no Lord! I bought those groceries!"
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted, "Praise the
Lord! He has provided me with groceries and He made the devil pay for
them!"