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Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer – Because they are stupid.

What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer – Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them for ever.

If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer – Who cares.

What did God say after he created man?
Answer – I can do better than this.

What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer – I don't know, I have never seen either. (They are never seen objects)

What are two reasons why men do not mind their own business?
Answer – a) No mind b) No business

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer – Because even back then men would not ask for directions.

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer – Pigs do not turn into men when they drink or Pigs cleans the waste and men do its just opposite.

How do you grow your own dope?
Answer – Plant a man.

What is gross stupidity?
Answer – 144 men in one room.

What makes the men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer – Opposites attract.

What do you do with a man who thinks he is God's Gift?
Answer – Exchange him.

– Mohan Dadlani

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