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If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
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Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
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Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
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Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the
Special Olympics?
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on
money they already know you don't have?
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If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into?
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If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would
the taxi driver end up owing you money?
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Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but
dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
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Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
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War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
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If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't
people from Holland called Holes"?
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
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If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
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Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a
person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't
they be wearing night gowns?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you
put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest
sentence?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
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Why is it
that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the
universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has
wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
