1. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

7. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

8. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

9. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

10. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

11. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

13. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

14. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

15. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

16. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

17. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

18. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

19. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

20. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

21. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

– Mohan Dadlani