Who in the world thought of this?

• Brahma : Systems Installation

• Vishnu : Systems Support

• Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant

• Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)

• Ganesh : Documentation specialist

• Narada : Data Transfer

• Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.

• Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant

• ChitraGupta : Personnel Records

• Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses

• Devas : Y2k Programmers

• Surya : Solaris administrator

• Rakshasas : In house Hackers

• Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist

• Lakshman : Support software and Backup

• Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW

• Hanuman : RS6000

• Vali : Windows 98

• Sugreeva : Win 95

• Angadh : Win 3.1

• Jambhuvan : DOS

• Vishwamitra : Sr. Manager Projects

• Hastinapur : Silicon Valley

• Arjun : Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying for him)

• Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer

• Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware)

• Bhima : MAIN FRAME

• Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB

• Shakuni : Bill Gates

• Karna : Contract Programmer

• Shikandi : Steve Jobbs

• 100 Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and patches. 

- Mohan Dadlani
March 29, 2004