A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder.

She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.

After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds.

She repeats this gesture about eight times.

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.

Where upon the old lady Answers, "We just love the chocolate around them."

Can the
English Language Survive?

Famous Quotes of "The" President George W. Bush

• "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

• "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

• "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

• "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

• "The future will be better tomorrow."

• "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

• "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

• "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

• "Public speaking is very easy."

• "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

• "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

• "For NASA, space is still a high priority."

• "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

• "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

• "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

And something to be REALLY worried about:
God help America.....

– Compiled byMohan Dadlani