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  • If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! 
  • Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.
     
  • The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.

  • Avenge yourself ~~~ live long enough to be a problem to your children.

  • The best way to keep kids at home is to give it a loving atmosphere ~~ and hide the keys to the car.

  • Parents: People who bare infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

  • The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed.

  • Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car.

  • Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  • Grandparents are similar to a piece of string ~ handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.

  • There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.

  • Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.

  • Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.

  • There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.

  • Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because
    they know all the answers   

10-Aug-2010
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