Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 Microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 Bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 Billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile perhour = 1 Knotfurlong

365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite Year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

Half a large intestine = 1 Semicolon

1,000,000 aches = 1 Megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 Hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes - A Straight Line

453.6 graham crackers = 1 Pound Cake

1 million microphones = 1 Megaphone

1 million bicycles = 1 Megacycles

365.25 days = 1 Unicycle

2000 mockingbirds = Two Kilomockingbirds

10 cards = 1 Decacard

52 cards = 1 Deckacard

1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks = 1 Literhosen

1 millionth of a fish = 1 Microfiche

1 trillion pins = 1 Terrapin

10 rations = 1 Decaration

100 rations = 1 C-Ration

2 monograms = 1 Diagram