A secretary, call 'im irritable bowel
Got real mad, he throw in the towel.
With peristalsis and loud borborygmi,
He said, 'Man, I'm tired of being shy.'
'No mo fear for me', he spoke in tears,
'I ain't interested in four more years.
In South Africa, we got rid of apartheid,
Let's save the climate, the poor', he lied.
Silenced by boos and jeers, he departed,
On the world stage, three fates darted.
Boy George Buffoon, Vice Cheyney Dick,
Rum Don Meanie, all on the draw quick.
'We speak, see or hear not, just do evil,
We are sent to kill Saddam, the Devil.
We made him and thus he's ours to kill,
Pre-emptive strike's same as free will.'
They wound up Tony the Dummy to blare,
Who roamed the world saying, 'Fair's fair.
All our allies govern by democratic rules.'
He told the dumb audience of gullible fools.
Egypt, Jordan, Emirates and even Pakistan,
Saudi Arabia, Oman, parts of Afghanistan,
Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and Azerbaijan,
So must Iraq, even if the shit hits the fan.
Policies are based on principal and interest
And the axiom, that only we know what's best.
Ethics, justice, altruism are a loud pretence
For bullying, fooling and self-serving intents.