The idea that only a male can achieve,
Seems to be a most serious heresy,
As the idea that only a male can
Represent the Christ at the altar.
What a heroic honor and welcome!!!!
Many a men envy you, Jessica Lynch.
You got more than what you pinched.
Guinness Book of World Records
Has fallen short of your fame.
Gandhi’s killer Nathuram Godse,
The British novelist George Eliot
And White-house-fame Monica
Smile and chuckle at your story.