Quitting time Since my resignation from the position of General Manager of the Universe. I no longer try to run it expecting it to follow my orders conform to my rules and regulations dance to the beat of my drum.
I am no longer responsible for the destruction of the planet. Vanishing species, all the crime and violence, the religious right government circuses for traffic jams and jerks posting in chatrooms.
Next I am getting ready to chuck the solemn robes I have worn for years as Chief Supreme Justice.
Some days even before breakfast I would utter a few judgements pass a verdict or two and declare a sentence.
But before the flapping gown joins the pounding gavel on the bonfire I fully intend to issue a final order granting executive pardon to myself.