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On a dangerous road--
We serve God,
by transporting you straight to heaven.
Inside a tobacco store--
Enjoy our cigars,
we make money by killing you.
Outside an unkempt graveyard--
Listen carefully stranger,
dead men can tell many tales.
At a roadside hotel--
Please pay today,
if you want to eat tomorrow.
Outside a coffin shop--
Rest in peace,
heavy discounts offered for early birds.
Inside a country brothel--
Wear a condom,
help us to serve you better.
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