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On a dangerous road ' We serve God, by transporting you straight to heaven.
Inside a tobacco store ' Enjoy our cigars, we make money by killing you.
Outside an unkempt graveyard ' Listen carefully stranger, dead men can tell many tales.
At a roadside hotel ' Please pay today, if you want to eat tomorrow.
Outside a coffin shop ' Rest in peace, heavy discounts offered for early birds.
Inside a country brothel ' Wear a condom, help us to serve you better.
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