Who is an Indian This is a relevant Question of Questions!
No not a Hindu For he or she is a trouble-monger Saffronized and communal And definitely not If you are even a marginal supporter Of Hindu causes
For to be an Indian You have to be a patriotic foreigner One who has sacrificed household chores For a life of blissful sacrifices
Because a foreigner's sacrifice Is worth its weight in gold A born Indian Parliamentarian Of fifty years standing Is of no consequence And viewed with suspicion But a Born Again Indian Sonia Gandhi alias Suryakanti Is a shining star on the Indian political firmament
A Terrorist Indian is only making just demands But an agitating student is disturbing the peace For who is he or she, only one in a million!
Are they going to garner votes for you at home or abroad No never cry the secular crowd But a Jihadic Terrorist Can garner votes for you both at home and abroad A pat on the back from the Human Rights Commission A seat in the Security Council And also a Nobel Peace Prize to boot
Oh the wonders of being an Indian citizen It is worth writing reams about Crying tons about Oh what it is to be a Born Again Indian (Foreign) It is Bliss, More Bliss and Total Bliss.