If she wants to marry a tall, dark and handsome man, she is being incredibly romantic; If he wants to marry a sexy, beautiful woman, he is sexist.
If a woman cries, it's because she has feelings and is hurt; If a man cries, he is just a sissy.
If she ogles at a handsome guy, she is admiring his physique; If he admires a beautiful woman, he is a lecher.
If she cuts her hair short, wears trousers and smokes a cigarette, she is liberal; If he goes in for a facial, reads women's magazine, he is effeminate.
If he pays for her meals, it's his privilege; If he places the order for her, he is chauvinistic.
If he compliments her, it is a form of sexual harassment; If she leads him on, it's still his fault.
If she says 'No', it's because she has a headache; If he says 'No', it's because he is having an affair.
If he doesn't give her an anniversary gift, he doesn't care; If she doesn't give him a gift, it's because he already has everything.
If he praises his mom, he's a mama's boy; If she praises her dad, it's because her dad is the greatest man on earth.
