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Random Thoughts
The Last "J"
That Broke Bush's Back
by
Gaurang Bhatt, MD
All of the readers must have heard about the vigilante Minutemen on the
Mexican border trying to stem the tide of illegal immigrants. It is
common knowledge that congressman Tancredo and commentator Pat Buchanan
are against immigration and the Republican Fat Cats and Bush are for it.
The standard thinking is that the first two are against immigration in
general and illegal Mexican immigration in particular. The congressman
and others have raised the specter of educational and health care
burdens, and Hazelton in Pennsylvania and a town in California have
passed laws making it an offence to rent housing to or hire illegal
immigrants. Some Republicans have raised the bogey of terrorists coming
here illegally across the border, to detract the public from the
miserable debacles of the current executive and legislative branches.
Those wanting to turn a blind eye are the ones wishing to exploit the
cheap labor of the illegal immigrants in harvesting crops, construction,
child care, lawn care, textiles etc. Bush was for a backdoor amnesty but
seems to have changed his mind.
Rumor has it that what blew Bush’s mind was reading a program for a
Hispanic conclave where he was invited to speak. So I called up god and
asked him about the attitudes of Tancredo, Buchanan and Bush. He told me
that he would send me a dream in which all would be explained. This is
what I dreamt.
"Tancredo
was reading American history and came across the Southern European
immigration restriction act passed by the US Congress which
prohibited immigration from Southern Europe because at that time
America had fallen for the fad of Eugenics. In fact the Nazis
adopted American laws. America wanted Nordic Northern Europeans
because they believed that Southern Europeans and Jews were mentally
handicapped. Tancredo was enraged at this discriminatory law. To
remedy it, he came up with the brainwave that he should promulgate a
new law that would discriminate uniformly and indiscriminately
against all non-Americans. He is really a liberal promoting equality
of injustice and not some redneck.
Buchanan
is also a closet liberal and that is why he said on C-Span that the
Mexican government has a plan to encourage the migration of poor
Mexicans to the US. He being Irish, should know. The British
arranged for a famine to happen in Ireland just with that idea.
Indian readers may know that the British sat on their fat fanny and
allowed millions of Bengalis to perish due to famine during the Raj.
Buchanan, the bleeding heart liberal is against all chosen people.
This time he chose the Mexicans but in his past statements he has
disapproved of all non-white immigration. This is how these two
explained and justified their position in my dream.
Then Bush
appeared in my dream, but he is non-fluent in both English and
Spanish, so he muttered and stuttered. The only sense I could make
out is that the letter "J" in Spanish is pronounced as "H". Thus
sojo is pronounced soho. He also told me that George Bush in Spanish
becomes Jorje Arbusto. That is why Bush named the first of
his series of failed oil companies, ARBUSTO. All this made no
coherent sense to me so he gave me a copy of the program at which he
was the main speaker including the starting with the national anthem
and ending with the presidential theme song. After reading it you
will understand why he sent the National Guard to stop Mexican
immigration and wants English to be the national language.
Annual Convention of American
Hispanics – Program
National
Anthem – Jose, do you see
Keynote Speaker - Jorje (pronounced like whore hay) Arbusto
Music – Jail to the Chief
It was
the third "J" that flipped Bush and he went "j"aywire and started
screaming in gibberish, the White House dialect and that woke me
up."
This will be my last communiqué from god. I was getting hooked on
calling him like many people who use these 900 numbers for sex talk. To
escape the temptation, I called the phone company and put a block on all
900 calls, so even if I am tempted to call him I won’t be able to, and I
won’t waste my money.
September 17,
2006
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The Week of September 17, 2006
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The Last "J" that Broke Bush's Back by Gaurang
Bhatt, MD
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