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Scientific Measurements

  • Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

  • 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton

  • 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 Microscope

  • Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 Bananosecond

  • Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 Billigram

  • Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile perhour = 1 Knotfurlong

  • 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite Year

  • 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

  • Half a large intestine = 1 Semicolon

  • 1,000,000 aches = 1 Megahurtz

  • Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 Hoarsepower

  • Shortest distance between two jokes - A Straight Line

  • 453.6 graham crackers = 1 Pound Cake

  • 1 million microphones = 1 Megaphone

  • 1 million bicycles = 1 Megacycles

  • 365.25 days = 1 Unicycle

  • 2000 mockingbirds = Two Kilomockingbirds

  • 10 cards = 1 Decacard

  • 52 cards = 1 Deckacard

  • 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

  • 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 Literhosen

  • 1 millionth of a fish = 1 Microfiche

  • 1 trillion pins = 1 Terrapin

  • 10 rations = 1 Decaration

  • 100 rations = 1 C-Ration

  • 2 monograms = 1 Diagram   

27-Mar-2005

More by :  Mohan Dadlani

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