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Luncheon with Lachman Seth

The exhaust fan above the stove had died three monsoons ago, and the kitchen smelt permanently of yesterday’s tadka — mustard seeds popped in reused oil, dried chillies, a film of turmeric that yellowed everything it touched. Ramprasad sat at the dented steel dining table in his banyan and lungi, spooning dal over rice while the neighbour’s television bled cricket commentary through the partition wall, loud enough that he could hear the umpire before the commentator finished the appeal. A mosquito coil burnt on the windowsill, its thin smoke braiding through air already thick with April humidity.

Savitri set the cabbage curry between them with the care of someone positioning a grenade.

“Padma’s husband bought a Honda City,” she said.

Ramprasad chewed.

“White. Parked right outside our gate this morning so the whole gali could admire.”

“Good for Padma’s husband.”

“Good for Padma’s husband.” Her laugh cracked like a dry knuckle. She dropped into the plastic chair across from him, nightie pulling taut across her chest where the cotton had shrunk from too many hard wringings. At thirty-five, Savitri was still the kind of woman who turned heads at the vegetable market — broad-shouldered, heavy-breasted, a waist that flared into wide hips and thick thighs she carried with unconscious authority. Oily-black hair knotted loosely at her nape, always threatening to collapse. An oval face, sharp-nosed, skin the colour of milky chai, with deep-set eyes capable of shifting from softness to contempt in under a second. A thin gold chain at her throat — her mother’s gift, the only jewellery they still owned. If I don’t push this man, nobody will. He’ll die a primary school teacher and drag me into the grave with him. “He’s just an electrician, Ram. Wires and switches. And what’ve you got? Two degrees collecting fungus and a salary that wouldn’t cover Padma’s petrol bill.”

She rehearses this. She must. Nobody is this fluent in disappointment without daily practice. He tore the roti — blackened at the edges, slightly stiff — and wiped the dal clean.

“My cousin Swapna is in Dubai again. Third time. Bathtub you could drown in.”

“We’ve got a bucket. Very functional.”

“Jokes. Always bloody jokes.” She leaned forward, elbows on the table, and the neck of her nightie gaped enough to show the dark line of her cleavage, the small mole just left of her sternum that he had once kissed during better years. “You teach English, na? The language the whole world runs on. And here we are, eating cabbage and counting days to payday.”

The tubelight buzzed above them, stuttering his shadow across the peeling green wall. He rinsed his fingers in the steel bowl, said nothing. There was nothing to say that she had not already dismantled in advance.

***

Mukesh arrived two evenings later, filling the doorway the way monsoon clouds fill a horizon—broad, inevitable, and smelling of Old Spice mixed with ripe sweat. A large man, early forties, with a face round as a poori pan: pockmarked cheeks, a thick moustache dyed an improbable black, and a belly that cantilevered over his belt buckle like a concrete balcony. His remaining hair matched the moustache in shade and was oiled into careful submission over a thinning crown. He wore a too-tight checked shirt straining at the third button, cream trousers, and Kolhapuri chappals that slapped the mosaic with each step.

“Bhai, I’ve got something for you.” He collapsed onto the sofa — which sagged to receive him like an exhausted mattress — and accepted Savitri’s chai with the gracious nod of visiting royalty. If this works out, I’ll squeeze a little something from both sides. Everyone wins, especially me. “You know Lachman Seth? Real estate, hotels, half of Gachibowli?”

Ramprasad knew the name the way all of Hyderabad knew it — from hoardings and newspaper supplements, wealth so remote it might as well have been mythology.

“He’s off to Australia. Investors, meetings, fancy dinners — the full tamasha. Problem is, his English is total bakwas. Can’t string two sentences without sounding like he’s ordering biryani at a conference table.” Mukesh grinned, gold molar glinting in the tubelight. “He needs a tutor. Conversational English. I’ve told him I know just the man.”

Savitri’s eyes lit with a brightness she had not directed at Ramprasad in months. She placed a plate of Parle-G beside Mukesh with a tenderness that bordered on reverence.

***

Lachman Seth’s office occupied the fourteenth floor of a glass tower in Madhapur. The lobby smelt of jasmine air freshener and new leather, granite polished to a dark mirror. A refrigerated bottle of water appeared in Ramprasad’s hand before he thought to ask, and in the harsh summer heat outside, its icy taste felt like a small luxury.

Lachman himself was not what Ramprasad had imagined. Mid-fifties, thick-set as a toddy-tapper — barrel chest straining his plain white kurta, heavy shoulders, forearms roped with the kind of muscle that precedes wealth and outlasts it. A broad, peasant-carved face: deep-lined forehead, flat nose broken once and healed crooked, jaw like a brick wrapped in stubbled skin the colour of burnt clay. Close-cropped grey hair, steel Titan watch, nothing else. His handshake could crack a walnut.

“I can’t speak English at all,” he said, grinning without a trace of shame. “In business here, Telugu and cash do all the talking.” In Melbourne, I’ll sound like a bewakoof.” This teacher looks like he hasn’t slept properly in years. Nervous. Good. Nervous men don’t cheat you.

They agreed on two thousand a session, three times weekly for six weeks. Ramprasad taught him in that frigid, immaculate office — conversational phrases, email etiquette, how to wrap his Deccani tongue around words like “fiduciary” and “acquisition” without turning them into four-syllable accidents. Lachman was impatient with grammar but ruthless with meaning. He absorbed what served him and shed the rest, the way he probably ran his business empire.

What struck Ramprasad was the tiffin box. Every session, at half past one, Lachman ate lunch at his ten-lakh desk from a steel dabba: dal, rice, pickle. Nothing more. A man who owns the skyline eating like my father did.

Six weeks later, Lachman flew to Melbourne. At the office door, he clasped Ramprasad’s hand. “I’ll settle up when I’m back. And we’ll have a proper lunch. At my home.”

***

Weeks crawled. Savitri tracked Lachman’s Australia trip on Instagram — Lachman at a podium, Lachman at a vineyard, Lachman grinning beside suited men who towered over him.

“He’s forgotten you.” She stood behind Ramprasad at his marking desk, breath warm on his neck. “These rich types use people and toss them like a torn chappal.”

Then, on a Thursday morning — a  phone call. Lachman’s PA, crisp, professional. Sir was back. He would like Ramprasad garu for lunch at his residence this Saturday. A car would be sent.

Savitri overheard from the bathroom doorway, toothbrush in hand, foam at her lips. She pulled the brush out. “Go. And for God’s sake, ask him for something. A job, a position — anything. Don’t just sit there eating like a goat.”

***

The silver Mercedes whispered through Jubilee Hills past compounds that resembled small sovereign nations — stone  walls topped with CCTV clusters, wrought-iron gates behind which turquoise pools winked in the afternoon sun.

Lachman Seth’s residence hid behind twelve feet of bougainvillea-draped wall. The gate opened on its own. Three vehicles gleamed in the circular driveway — Audi, Range Rover, and a vintage something Ramprasad could not name but knew cost more than his flat. The garden smelt of frangipani and fresh-cut grass, a gardener trimming hedges in the far corner, the rhythmic snip-snip of his shears the only sound besides a marble fountain burbling near the portico, its water catching sunlight like tossed coins.

Inside — high ceilings, pale stone, abstract art on white walls. Central air so seamless the temperature felt like a different country. A glass wall framed a swimming pool still as poured resin. The carpet swallowed his feet. And it smelt of nothing in particular — that precise, expensive absence of odour, wealth generating its own sterile atmosphere. Ramprasad wiped his chappals twice and tried not to calculate square footage.

I don’t belong here. Same city, different planet.

Lachman appeared barefoot in the same white kurta, tanned and grinning. “Ramprasadji! Your English lessons saved my skin in Melbourne. I actually sounded like I knew what I was talking about.” He clapped Ramprasad’s shoulder and steered him through the house — a gym packed with chrome machines, a walnut-panelled study, a terrace from which the distant Hussain Sagar shimmered in the haze like a coin of spilt mercury. A servant’s trolley rattled somewhere below them. A parrot screeched from the garden neem tree.

Each room was a quiet indictment. His cooler against central air. His tulsi plant against this landscaped half-acre.

Then they sat for lunch.

The dining room stretched long and softly lit — rosewood table for twelve, bone-white china edged in gold, crystal tumblers, silver cutlery cool and substantial in the palm. A liveried servant poured water without being asked or heard.

Ramprasad braced himself for Continental excess — grilled meats, truffle nonsense, something with a name he would have to pretend to recognise.

The servant lifted the steel lids.

Dal. Plain yellow dal, a curl of coriander floating on top. Steamed rice. Cabbage-potato curry. Soft chapatis spotted with char. Curd. Mango pickle. Sliced cucumber and onion.

It was, to the last near spoonful, what Savitri had served him four nights ago.

Lachman read his face and laughed — deep, belly-born, genuine. He’s surprised by the food. They always are. They expect me to eat diamonds. “Shocked, na?”

“I didn’t expect—”

“What? Lobster? Truffle shavings? Some overpriced insult to a hungry man?” He ladled dal over rice with a hand that had done it ten thousand times. “I’ve eaten all that, Ramprasadji. Five-star hotels, business-class flights, a dinner in Paris where three drops of sauce on a leaf cost more than my secretary’s salary.” He tore chapati. “My stomach can’t handle any of it. Never could.”

He chewed, eyes level and unblinking.

“The body doesn’t give a damn how much you’re worth. It wants simple fuel — dal, rice, roti, clean water. For you, for me, for even the President.” He pointed the torn roti at Ramprasad. “You think wealth changes what my intestines can process? It doesn’t.”

Ramprasad ate in silence. The dal was superb — the work of a skilled cook and the finest ingredients money could fetch — but it was still dal.

“I’ll tell you something.” Lachman’s voice lowered. “Last year I had a kidney stone. Three millimetres. Felt like somebody scraping my insides with a rusted nail. I was on the floor of my bathroom — that bathroom back there, the one with the Italian tiles and the rain shower—screaming like a child. Money couldn’t touch that pain. Not one paisa of it.”

He set down his chapati.

“Disease doesn’t ask for your bank statement. Death doesn’t take bribes. Nature, Ramprasadji, is one hundred per cent socialistic. Rich or poor — we eat the same food, suffer the same pain, end up in the same earth.” He tapped the gold-rimmed plate. “The china is fancier. The dal is the same.”

At the door, Lachman handed him an envelope — full tutoring fee plus a generous bonus — and a boxed tablet with a language app installed. “For your students. You’re an honest man. Don’t let anyone make you feel small for that.”

No miracle job. No partnership. No transformation of fortune.

Just dal, and a truth he could not unswallow.

***

Savitri was at the balcony railing before the Mercedes rounded the corner, hair still damp, smelling of Clinic Plus and raw expectation.

“So? Did he offer something? A job? Anything?”

Ramprasad set the envelope and the tablet on the bed. Sat. Kicked off his chappals.

“We had lunch.”

“And?”

“Dal. Rice. Chapati. Sabzi.”

She blinked. “What?”

“That’s what Lachman Seth eats. Every day. In his crore-rupee dining room, on gold-rimmed china. Dal and rice.”

“So what? Rich men choose simple food. That’s their luxury. We haven’t got a choice.”

She was not wrong. She was never entirely wrong. But for the first time in years, the wrongness did not wind itself around his throat.

“Listen to me.” He looked up. Her face was half-irritated, half-starving for something she could deploy. “He had a kidney stone last year. He was screaming on Italian marble in a bathroom worth more than this flat. His money couldn’t touch the pain.”

Her arms crossed.

“We eat dal because it’s what we can afford. He eats it because his body can’t digest anything richer. The body wins either way, Savitri.” He exhaled. “If you can eat gold, I’ll buy you gold. If diamonds help you digest your dinner, I’ll chase diamonds. But if what you need at the end of every day is dal and roti, then I’m already providing that — and so is the richest man in Gachibowli, on a fancier plate.”

She opened her mouth. Closed it.

“Want a better flat — fine, I want one too. But stop torturing us because Padma’s husband drives a Honda. We don’t live for Padma. We don’t live for Swapna. If the only thing you need is to impress people who don’t give a damn about us, then go live with them.”

Not a shout. Level, clear, final — the voice he used when explaining something difficult to his students. Savitri stood in the doorway, arms slowly loosening, and looked at him as though a stranger had sat down on her husband’s side of the bed. She turned without a word and walked to the kitchen.

***

That night, the steel table held what it always held. Dal, rice, cabbage curry, two chapatis each. The neighbour’s television murmured its usual soap-opera weeping through the partition. The tubelight droned. The last spiral of the mosquito coil had burnt to ash near the window, and the kitchen smelt of cumin and warm ghee.

“This is billionaire food, you know,” Ramprasad said. “Certified by Lachman Seth himself.”

Savitri’s mouth twitched. She pressed it flat, refusing the smile, but something loosened in the set of her shoulders — fatigue rearranging itself into something almost tender. She reached across and placed an extra chapati on his plate without a word, her fingers grazing his wrist as she pulled her hand back.

Ramprasad ate it. Outside, Hyderabad honked and sweated and ground through another April night, ten million lives crammed against one another in the humid dark. He finished his rice, rinsed his fingers in the steel bowl, and carried his plate to the kitchen sink, where the tap dripped its slow, indifferent rhythm — the same water running through every pipe in the city, Jubilee Hills penthouse to Old City gali, without once pausing to ask who was paying the bill.

25-Apr-2026

More by :  Prof. Rajeshwar Mittapalli


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