Immortal  Bollywood dialogues…

1.Chod do mujhe kamine kuttey, zaalim meri izzat lootna chahte ho”

2. Main tumse nafrat karti hoon.. I hate you.. I hate you..

3. Main tumhare bacheche ki maa bannewali hoon

4. Beta, jaldi se mujhe ek bahu la do…

5. Yeh lo, beta, main ne tumhare liye garam garam parathe banaye hain

6. Beta, ab to mere pass kuch hi pal bache hain zindagi ke (cough cough)… apni bahen ki raksha karna beta.

7. Saaley, kuttey, kaminey, main tera khoon pi jaoonga

Any other famous lines anyone can think of ?

Caricatures in Bollywood :

1.Sister – someone who is always raped by the villain after she ties a rakhi on her brother

2.Mother – loses eyesight and gains it out of shock..

3.Father – has been sacked out of his job.

4.Bhabhi – someone who is against her devar, sas and sasur

5.If there are 2 brothers, they are always separated while running to catch a train

6.Bootpolish – the sole occupation of orphans