If anyone wants to marry
one should hold a degree
of at least a Bachelor of Matrimony!
If one is more ambitious
one can acquire Master of Matrimony.
Still more ambitious?
One can acquire a PhD!
Every marriage should be pre-registered
with the Government.
Compatibility should be judged
by peers running the BM, MM & PhD degrees.
What one teaches in the courses?
What is marriage?
The Art and the Science of it.
Why sex is important?
All the religious tenets regarding sexes.
Setting up home,
bringing up children,
inter-personal relations skill,
running office and home together
such should be content of the courses.
And health issues, vaccinations,
diseases and cures,
And the incurables.
Classroom lectures, written exams,
viva and research
all would be needed.
Is it asking too much?
Strangely, the oldest institution
is run by noes.
what the results are!