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I Should've Learned French
by Randy Johnson
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  I should've learned french before going to a restaurant.
What I ordered there was food that I sure didn't want.
I made the mistake of ordering cerveau and escargot.
When I learned that it was brains and snails,
I said that it had to go.

When I refused to eat it,
the chef threw me out a window and I got a shard of it in my ass.
I went to a proctologist and he asked me five hundred bucks
to remove that piece of glass.
I refused to pay it and I got thrown through a window again.
Now I have two shards of glass in my butt, I can never win.

I can no longer sit down, I have to be suspended by a winch.
If you decide to eat at that restaurant, you'd better learn french.

(This is a fictional poem.)
 
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June 25, 2012
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