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Friends Without Benefits

by Randy Johnson
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When I watched Friends with benefits, I asked my friend to do the same thing.
She poked me in the eyes with her sharp fingernails and it still stings.
Next she grabbed a boiling hot pot of coffee and poured it down my pants.
Then she smashed an ant farm over my head and covered me with ants.

Most of the ants crawled in my ears and up my nose.
Ants come flying out when I grab a handkerchief and blow.
When I asked my friend to emulate that film, it was a really stupid thing to do.
Don't ask your friend to do what I did or the same things might happen to you.


(This is a fictional poem.)

30-Jun-2012

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