A perfect microwave dinner for one
sunrays drink from the wine bottle
The dinner is tasteless,
and the rest of the wine is warm
as a cat licks its paw and has no worry
about the morrow.
Who invented tuna fish with mashed potatoes?
It must be someone without a mother,
or if he had one, she must have been
a busy executive and time poor.
At the orphanage, they eat left over of dinners
they never had, forever made into a stew
children do not care; yesterday's loaf.
He sits in his mansion, counts his money and
thinks of other variety of frozen food he can
invent preferablly something that looks like vomit.
He is a vegetarian and hates mankind for
liking meat…he hates greedy little children too
even his own, serves them burger made of
fat full of sugar and salt.
Knows he will follow them to the grave and
be the longest living man on earth.
Who the hell drank my wine?