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The New President

by Randy Johnson
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Something has happened that was both unexpected and great.
By some miracle, I've been elected President of the United States.
I got 535 electoral votes and Romney got three.
Obama didn't even get one and he's pis*ed at me.

I had no idea that I'd win on that large of a scale.
This is the biggest landslide since Reagan beat Mondale.
I'm very surprised but happy that this came about.
Obama and Romney are plotting revenge, there is no doubt.

I ran as an Independent and my victory is what many will resent.
But for the next four years, I promise - I'll be a great President.


(This is a fictional poem.)

06-Nov-2012

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