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Help, I'm Stuck in your Chimney!
by Randy Johnson
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  As I was climbing down this chimney, I ran out of luck.
I've gained a lot of weight and now I'm stuck.
After doing this for centuries, I got stuck like a rookie.
It's the children's fault, they've been feeding me too much milk and cookies.

It's embarrassing when the elves tease me because of my huge gut.
But not as embarrassing as when people light fires and singe my butt.
If I ever get unstuck, I'll have to exercise until my huge gut is gone.
I'm going to demand fat free milk and health food from now on.
 
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November 18, 2012
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