My remote control can mute my TV, I wish it could mute my wife.
She always nags and argues and I'm doomed to hear her for life.
I couldn't even shut her up when I superglued her mouth shut.
She got her lips unglued and kept nagging and I broke my foot off in her big butt.
She has a voice like Fran Drescher, that's very irritating and it takes its toll.
I need something that will shut her mouth, I need a different kind of remote control.
She complains over and over and she sure does know how to holler.
If you can find a way to shut her up, I'll give you a million dollars.
(This is a fictional poem.)