When my wife had her hair cut short, I said "Oh no!"
She isn't sexy, in fact she looks like Moe.
Now I'm afraid that she'll poke me in the eyes.
She looks like a man and it's something I despise.
Today I did something that she called squirrely.
Since she wanted to look like Moe, I decided to look like Curly.
I took my electric razor and shaved myself bald.
She isn't happy about it, in fact she's appalled.
If we had a larry look alike, we could make our own Three Stooges show.
If you're wondering if we look normal and smart, the answer is hell no.
