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Jonah's Gourd
by Randy Johnson
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  I'm very angry and I have a bone to pick with you, Lord.
You've really ticked me off because you took away my gourd.
Taking my gourd was something that I didn't deserve.
Now I have sunburn, you sure do have a lot of nerve!

I enjoyed being lazy and I really had it made.
My skin is as red as a beet because I have no shade.
I'm telling you off even though you're powerful and frightening.
The strangest thing just happened, I got struck by lightning.

I'm so angry that if you were here, I'd give you a punch.
Now you're saying that you're going to punish me
By making a whale have me for lunch.
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June 03, 2013
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