Let me be your dance partner,
The Tango, Two Step and Bhangra too.
Let me be your personal chef,
I'll cook you wondrous meals,
French, Italian, Chinese and Indian too.
Let me be your sugar daddy,
I'll buy you the best dresses,
Gowns, Minis and Saris too.
Let me be your heart's General,
I'll show you wonders of the world,
The Pyramids, the Taj Mahal and Transporter Bridge too.
Let me be your heart's Admiral,
We'll watch the sun set,
Sailing down the Nile, Jhelum and Tees too.
Let me be your companion,
Hand in hand, we'll stroll through,
The Alps, the Grand Canyon and Roseberry topping too.
Let me be your protector,
I am master of all the martial arts,
Judo, Karate, Kung Fu and
Middlesbrough's Ekey Thump too.
Let me be your Guru,
I will teach you the secrets,
Of the mystic East, West and in between too.
Let me be your one and true love,
And I promise you'll never again,
Hear the cursed words, "Not tonight Josephine!"