We're hopelessly lost and in great distress.
I was too damn cheap to purchase a GPS.
My family and I wound up driving through a town that's infested by crime.
I broke the speed limit getting out of there because my car got shot 50 times.
I've been trying to drive to Disney World but we wound up in Mexico.
If you're wondering if I have a high IQ, sadly the answer is No.
I don't know which roads I'm supposed to take so I'm having to guess.
I can't ask for directions because I'm a man, I'm too embarrassed.
I have some valuable advice that is free.
Buy a GPS, don't be a dumbass like me.