(Put a name here) was bored
of school work, yard work, movies
everything
“Invent a religion”
his father said
So (Put a name here) invented a God
and a prophet
paradise
and...and...and...
It was fun
But then
(Put a name here) was bored again
Convinced that there was no escaping it
(Put a name here) decided to go to the most boring place
Hmmm, where?
Like lightning from the sky it struck
Paradise!
So (Put a name here) collected things invented by not so bored people
Belt, explosives
and...and...and...
