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Black Friday
by Randy Johnson
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  It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad.
When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad.
One man kicked me in the cr*tch and another got his foot stuck in my a*se.
Black Friday turns people into monsters, they sure don't have any class.
A man said if I didn't hand over the iPad, he would kidnap my wife's mother.
I told him to take the old crow, they deserve each other.
Black Friday brings out the worst in people and that's sad.
I'll break my foot off in your a*se if you try to grab my iPad.


(This is a fictional poem.)
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November 24, 2017
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