A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding $50 million for their safe return.
But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped.
People won't give a plug nickel for the safe return of those two pieces of crap.
Clinton and Trump won't be coming home anytime soon, they are trapped.
If somebody does pay the ransom, he or she will certainly deserve to be slapped.