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  I
One annoyance is
a response of GOD BLESS YOU
to a person's sneeze.

II
Cell phones used
while one drives or in public places,
such as libraries.

III
Movies based on non-
humans, such as The Simpsons,
Beavis and Butthead.

IV
Lawyers who place ads
on TV for personal
injury law suits.

V
Rappers who purport
to be musicians--- should they
be tarred and feathered?

VI
Laugh tracks of TV
situation comedies
are patronizing.

VII
Movie actors blow
smoke up each others' asses
via awards shows.

VIII
Politicians lie
steal, cheat, and perhaps kill in
order to get votes.

IX
Telemarketers
abusing telephones should
be heavily fined.

X
Cars with glittering
blue, yellow, or white headlights
must all be removed.

XI
Three no talent folks---
Carrot Top, Goldthwait, Gottfried.
Retire them at once!

XII
There are genetic
protesters. They appear no
matter what the cause.

XIII
People who carry
the signs saying JESUS SAVES;
please save us from them!

XIV
SUVs are large,
gross, dangerous, gas guzzlers.
let us remove them!

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