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Christmas here, the geese getting fat
Put a penny in the old man’s hat
Don’t have a penny
Will do half a penny
Not a half penny, God bless you not.

~*~

Carefully I deliver her from the store
Undo each twist tie and rubber
Till she becomes free
And I can hug with glee
Hold in arms soft stuffed body of her

~*~

Fair politician, and Santa Claus
In elevator stand close
Noticed dollar fifty
Who is trustworthy
Other one don’t exist, Santa of course
  

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June 09, 2011
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