Theme: Christmas

Christmas Limericks

Christmas here, the geese getting fat
Put a penny in the old man’s hat
Don’t have a penny
Will do half a penny
Not a half penny, God bless you not.


Carefully I deliver her from the store
Undo each twist tie and rubber
Till she becomes free
And I can hug with glee
Hold in arms soft stuffed body of her


Fair politician, and Santa Claus
In elevator stand close
Noticed dollar fifty
Who is trustworthy
Other one don’t exist, Santa of course


More By  : Dr. Ram Mehta

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