Once Mac ordered for three pints of Guinness
Finishing them, asked for three more Guinness
Barman said, “Drink it cold
I would surely uphold
As you get low, would bring fresh cold Guinness”.
Mac said, “See, my one brother’s in Scotland
And the second brother is in Ireland
We made a firm vow to drink
Together with no oink
Right now each one is holding stout in hand."
Mac kept on visiting the bar each week
Gave order for two drinks only one week
The barman was surprised
Asked if one brother died
Mac said, “Both’re fine, I quit drink so to speak”.