Theme: Humor

Taking Candy from a Baby

Taking candy from a baby isn't as easy as it looks.
I got the crap beat out of me for the candy I took.
The baby's father was muscular and he stood 7 feet 5.
He beat me so hard that I'm damn lucky to have survived.
I threw a punch at that large man but sadly I missed.
He punched me in the crotch because he was pissed.
He burned off my hair with a blow torch.
I couldn't get a date for months because my bald head was scorched.
I have something to say and I don't mean maybe.
Don't never ever take candy from that man's baby.

(This is a fictional poem.)


More By  :  Randy Johnson

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