Gunplay in Heaven by Jan Oscar Hansen SignUp
Boloji.com
Channels

In Focus

 
Analysis
Cartoons
Education
Environment
Opinion
Photo Essays
 
 

Columns

 
Business
Random Thoughts
 
 

Our Heritage

 
Architecture
Astrology
Ayurveda
Buddhism
Cinema
Culture
Festivals
Hinduism
History
People
Places
Sikhism
Spirituality
 
 

Society & Lifestyle

 
Health
Parenting
Perspective
Recipes
Society
Teens
Women
 
 

Creative Writings

 
Book Reviews
Computing
Humor
Individuality
Literary Shelf
Memoirs
Quotes
Stories
Travelogues
Workshop
 
 
Editor's Choice
Theme: Humor Share This Page
Gunplay in Heaven
by Jan Oscar Hansen
Bookmark and Share
 

They don´t have guns in heaven, only toothpicks,
but god has got a golden gun, given to him by
the producer of James Bond movies.

He toys with it just for fun when newcomers
arrive, but most of the time the gun is on top
of the Bible he wrote once upon a time.

Not that he has copyright, he will be the first
to tell you, but with the help of strange people
who insisted he had spoken to them.

Sometimes when god is alone, he puts the gun
to his temple and…click... nothing happens
it is all in jest or is it? Infinity can be a burden.

Now, if you wonder about the tooth picks,
angels like to welcome you with a bright smile. 
 

Share This:
August 03, 2012
More By: Jan Oscar Hansen
Views: 942      Comments: 0




Name *
Email ID
 (will not be published)
Comment *
Verification Code*
Can't read? Reload
Please fill the above code for verification.



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1999-2021 All Rights Reserved
 
No part of this Internet site may be reproduced without prior written permission of the copyright holder
.