Hola senorita bonita!
Ooh la la mademoiselle!
Hats off, tongues wagging,
Like dogs on a hot day,
That’s not me!
I can’t walk in heels,
My dental matches a croc’s
My eyes tiny and plain,
Still on the queue awaiting lashes!
And my hair- pure creative art!
Loves to tangle in awkward knots,
Uncombed it becomes a pineapple farm.
That’s me!
A plain Jane to many an eye,
Yet when my Love looks at me,
The sun rises in my honour,
And I see deep within,
A beauty unseen to men,
Perfection!