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  She tottered out on unsteady legs,
wicked winds caressing her disheveled hair,
he trotted behind her intoxicated with love,
his massive chest smeared by her lipstick.

The pillow whispered to the mattress,
"Wow ! that was a hot chick.
I stole a golden strand
from her shimmering tresses."

The mattress grunted in pain,
"The brute she brought along
smashed me black and blue all over."

The bed sheet giggled poking the mattress's ribs,
"Cut this crap you bastard!
You enjoyed a wild, live show last night."

The table lamp murmured looking very dejected,
"My fate is as usual, so rotten,
they always switch me off
during their raunchy escapades."

The ashtray grunted in a throaty voice,
"Well, luck smiled on me yesterday,
she looked so stunning, smoking topless."

The air conditioner fumed at the ashtray,
"Shut up you foul mouthed stinking moron!
you sucked me into hell last night."

The bar fridge retorted in icy fury,
"Behave yourself you metal pig!
don't you dare to utter a word
against my dearest friend."

The door announced in a dignified voice,
"Get back to your respective places,
another customer is coming."
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June 14, 2009
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